Moving Pictures

Ooooh yesss, I've been waiting for this Kaisers' music vids review for real long. I've downloaded them all except the last one, Everything is Average Nowadays, for some reason it was not available on any of my download applications, but at least I watched it on YouTube. I am so very lazy and worth your despect that I have not even linked the vids from here. So you better find it yourselves and watch it, bastards, or Kaisers will never come to Czech Rep waaaaah XD

Now to the point - 5 stars is maximum, but I would honour very little number of vids with it, see how strict I am?

I Predict a Riot - **1/2* - Not bad for a start, but I think the song deserves a video that's more fun than this. The lyrics are talking about "Girls running around with no clothes on" - I don't see that there, what a disappointment! Though such a pillowfight with Mr.Hodgson looks like a good way to spend lonely night in London city.

Every Day I Love You Less and Less - **** - Oh that's a difference now! One of the best, this vid is just fun to see again and again. Every single Chief absolutely hot, gorgeous and shaggable /and Ricky's bit emo with that eyeliner, but seriously worth daydreaming/. It fits the song perfectly, has the same sort of silliness. Skeletal sex, mostly.

Na Na Na Na Naa - *** - For a one from this "live" sorta music videos, it's pretty enjoyable, especially footage of Kaisers doing all kinds of silliness'. I liked it more than I Predict a Riot, but still, don't have to watch it every day. On the other hand, it goes good with the crazily happy sound of the song, you know, to show the band has as many fun and fame and fans as they surely deserve.

Modern Way - **** - I appreciate when a band /or the director, maybe/ realizes that looking at the chaps playing gets boring after some time. This vid has both story and a part where you see Kaisers play, which results in a nice harmony. I like the tennis ball idea quite a lot. It's kinda....... moving. Ahem. It really is.

Oh My God - ****1/2* - The highest score in this list! OMG is in the first place insanely catchy song, at least after some time it is. If I ever wanted a music vid, it would look like this. Costumes, exotic settings, fun facial expressions .D all band members get their space to prove their sense of humour. Sexual tension between Ricky and Nick /you can't deny it - just wait for the arctic sequence/. Nick in the "bohemians of Paris" part looks SO MUCH like Richard, wearing that turtleneck and READING. That makes me jiggle.

Ruby - ***1/2 - Has some invention, but in this case I am not THAT sure that pictures suit the tunes. Anyways, it's kinda fun after you accept the fact the vid has just nothing to do with the song. They are all a bit older so they are not such eye candies as they used to be, but they're still whole lotta lovable, especially Nick. Who, basically, looks the same he looked years ago. Miracle.

Everything is Average Nowadays - *** - Great song, but watching the vid just horribly reminded me of Ruby - I mean, especially the beginning is kinda... the same. You can clearly see it was made in the same graphic studio on the same 3D engine. But just as Ruby, it's not entirely idea-less, so I can't be mean and give it only 2 stars, even if it tempts me.

The instant favorites

I will just mention some vids I added to my YouTube favlist recently, for I WANT YOU to see them. Although none of you is probably going to enjoy any of them. Whatever.

Everything is Average Nowadays - acoustic - you will find acoustic "Ruby" somewhere on the site, too, but EIAN is a better one to show how fun Nick's backing vocals are /"Oooh-la-la-oh-oh"/

Kaiser Chiefs on Popworld - yeah, especially the ending totally got me. Btw. Simon Amstell is my favourite presenter. Because Russel Brand is too hairy.

Pete pretending to be Carl - silly yet classical. Probably not for people who don't realize Carl's awful /sexy/ way of speaking. I just don't understand a word coming from his mouth.

NME moments - I mentioned this one already - probably the vid that made me think Ricky Wilson is great. Kaiser Chiefs music vids made me think he is hot. Anyways, these cut-outs are /mostly/ brilliant - "Razorlight, the only band that can still stand!" and the legendary "I always get Sadie Frost!!!"

For the Moss fans

I can't imagine any Moss /from the IT Crowd/ fanatic, really, but just in case there is any - I found out that in episode 203 of the Mighty Boosh /Nanageddon/, that cute guy who plays Moss has a role! And it's not THAT little, well I think it's comparable to Noel's role in the IT crowd, I wonder if that was some kind of friendly trade.

Nanageddon's heeere.

I am electro boooy

I SWEAR - this is the last episode of the Mighty Boosh I am gonna link here. I love it more and more with every second. It frightens me.

This one - "Electro" - is about music /yaaay!!/ and features Noel's girlfriend /..um...yay.. the one from RID/. Duh, I've started daydreaming bout Noel. Too bad. Just like Carl Barat destroyed my last relationship, Noel Fieldin's gonna destroy this one, I feel it coming .D ! No, actually, to be disgusting, awful, honest and romantic, I have to say that I probably like to watch Noel because he reminds me of Adam in some mysterious ways. It's the nose. Fabulous shape, just maybe too little for the face /yes, we are really talking noses here/. And the expressions he uses as Vince Noir, that's sometimes SO bendish /new words rule/. And when it comes to daydreaming, it's always... "and then he would hold me.. just like Adam does..".

Ah, I suck.

Kentish town, Kentish town, Yeah, Kentish town, Kentish town, NOO...

Btw I coloured my WHITE capri pants BLACK so I can paint them. I was thinking about cherries. And robots. And the Mighty Boosh logo. Duh.

Come with us on a journey through the time and space...

Yesss I am SO good in avoiding the work I have to do. YAY for me.

Instead of drawing pics for July's articles I am STILL watching the Mighty Boosh. God. But the point is I tripped over another pretty good episode /"Good" = "The one that not only Noel Filding fanatics will appreciate"/, so have a look if you're in need of something that would enlighten your knowledge of modern british culture.

Heeere, click at Noel/Vince again!

The Mighty Boosh

Noel is very nice as a goth freak in the IT Crew, but it's just nothing compared to Vince Noir, the french duke, stylish zookeeper who likes girls in shiny fabrics and dating pandas. And of course, he found that wearing a poncho solves any problem, or at least any bad mood. I found some COMPLETE episodes of Noel Fielding's and Julian Barratt's /hot name/ comedy series The Mighty Boosh. You should check them out before the Youtube staff erases them, cause that's what they usually do with vids 25 minutes long, isn't it.

Click on the pic /such a poet/ to see my fav episode!

I'd appreciate that EMOTIONAL RESCUE Rolling Stones are singing about

Bad mood, people piss me off, but I believe that it's gonna be gone until tuesday /pissed off rehearsals suck/

There's this new equivalent to YouTube, finally czech, I've just seen nicey report from The Prostitutes gig - check it out, they rock. There's also one on First Choice, my former drum teacher's /btw that one who talks them ost in the report/ band. And if you love sick humour, enjoy the first part of original series "Gynecology"/Gynekologie/.

We have a gig ourselves tonight at XT3. With our exguitarist. Not a big love of mine, indeed, I will probably take a big paperbag and pull it over my head so nothing will bother me. Woo. Hoo. But you can come, no problem, XT3 is a nice club, it's just that I am REALLY glad that it's monday tomorrow. They say monday is the day with most suicides.

And I hope July gets well soon, I am even worse psychologist than physician, so I'm afraid there's nothing I can help with, but she'd would probably not let me even if there was.

YouTube Highlights Special

Passing through my favorites list, I've decided to post some videos I really love to play again and again - I am sorry I cannot put them right here into The Impropers, some bug in the at-the-first-sight perfectly looking posting system of YouTube.

Robbie Williams - Mr. Bojangles
even the biggest Robbie loathers must at least like this. Outstanding one.

Peter Bjorn and John - Young Folks
So fu*king addictive. I am getting out of it slowly, but I still love the lyrics. Inspirational.

The Libertines - What Became of the Likely Lads
Just like in Sigur Rós' Vidrar Vel Til Loftarasa video, this proves children just touch your sensitive side of self. Just with the difference that these two are mischievous and smoking. The Sigur Rós boys are girly and kissing. And Icelandic. Oh.
This influences me massively when writing. I tend to put smoking kids in EVERYTHING.

Sigur Rós - Viðrar vel til loftárása
Cry, you miserable mortals!!!!

Carl Barat's Toffees
Essential vid for Carlitophiles, or the Russelphiles. Or my friends. I use so many terms I've originally heard on this - nosey little fucker, or the Tupperware Party, for example XD

Dirty Pretty Things - Wondering
The video's nothing special, generally. But I love the song /v.m./ and , what caught my eye on the first sight, although , as I said, it's neither original nor funny /except for you guys having fun of Carl/, but in my mind I've always pictured our own music video just like this. And YES, taking place in London suburb. <3