Filthy/Gorgeous

Cannot blame this on the Scissor Sisters though. (but they are queeeeeeeer)

So, going through a horrible *thebandI'drathernotmentionbyitsnamecuzI'mafraidtheywillcomeandgetmeaaaargh* slash spree lately, and I shall be disrespected for it, but cannot resist uploading the artwork.

What the hell, I don't care about anyone anyways, so I can post ANYTHING my majesty fancies


Aaaaah, it's the most drawable bassist along with the most popular singer! I admit I was pretty jealous of Adam's divine skills being adored by.. this... gentleman by the time I was thinking this up, but the way it was turning me on while I was actually making it, that defeated all the negative feeling pretty well.
Yeah and the title of this one i "Venus in Furs", by the way.


Aaaargh, this was even a better turn-on! Jesus, never thought this pairing might work, but it does, as long as we don't see *the left guy*'s "oh what the fu****g hell is goin on" expression and we see only *the right guy* (calling someone the right guy sounds pretty serious though .D ) 's totally *aaaaaaaaaw* look.


You won't appreciate this anyway.

I've just realized that since there's the band's name on the second one I did not have to put such effort into camouflaging their identity.

I like this phenomenon.

One thing I always lacked on most of the slash that can be read round here is that it does not have any visual company. I am a visual type of person and why the hell can't they stick up some quick photoshop cheap-fluff picture or at least hire an illustrator .D ?!

BUT... when it comes to slash on LiveJournal, I am pretty satisfied with the avatars people come up with - some of them are slashy, some of them only heterosexually sexy enough to make me forget they're not slashy. But most of them = goodness. Lemme show.



Me loves them. The pics. AND Libertines. OF COURSE.

Now we can officially burn the textbooks!

Yaaaaaaaaay. I've just glimpsed at my to do list and all the things in the "school" category are crossed!
Know what does that mean? I can do all that things I actually ENJOY! Like BUTTSECKS! (I mean drawing buttsecks)
Ok, this is pretty mild, but I have to shake down the shyness which holds me back when drawing homoerotic pics. I swear that by the end of the summer holidays I will be skilled in drawing any type of sexual intercourse .D and once I will be a cartoon porn artist. Kewl.
I am just thinking... having this extra time, I really should consider getting me a man, but I am terribly picky recently, and if someone seems to be worth it, I cannot force myself into any action.

So if anyone of you almost perfect guys in years 15-30 are seeking a summer romance (I have a photo-allergy though, so no sunbathing, tigers) , just let me know. We can do all this grass-lazing, eskimo kissing, fountain water splashing, non-intellectual movies watching, silliness challenges and dadaistic poetry writing.
Hat shopping.
Tesco nut section stealing.
Lyrics-on-just-three-chords writing.
Lame meals cooking.
The most silly compliment inventing.

Oh. I think I've just made myself kinda sad.

At least I don't have to go to school!

I hate self-tans

When used on the wrong day of your cosmetic skill biorythm, you'll end up looking like a leper. But I believe that one day I will be so experienced in using this device of doom that noone will notice anything not really natural about my caribbean complexion. On that day I am gonna love myself.

Now - I just wanted to show you my three yaoi gods. Well. Not all of them are gay. But let's say two of them ARE.So, from the left: Noel, Bri and William, and all of them Richards'. So yeah, no incest here, some other characters are planned to intervene.

Noel - is the youngest, poetic, sensitive soul, introvert, loves reading and writing and likes to study, especially literature, history and philosophy. He used to play various instruments, pretty talented lad, but nowadays he does only flute and just to relax. Basically, people like him for his nature and sense of empathy, but he's not into socializing very much, so he keeps only few close friends, counting in his brothers. He was in love several times, but never had a real working relationship.

Brian - the middle brother. A perfect drama queen. His extremely extrovert character can be obnoxious sometimes, but generally he goes on very well with people, being able to cheer them up almost anytime. He needs to be in the centre of attention. He also draws and likes street art and design. His relationships are a lil bit superficial and he's aware of that, though he may not seem to care. Egomaniac with a good heart.

William - the eldest, but not the wisest everytime. He is very passionate inside, cannot stand injustice, holds grudges, does not trust people easily. In the search of meaning of his life, he tends to lose enthusiasm when disappointed by failure or bad luck. He is very strong and would never really give up though, he just has his blue moments pretty often. He's a maniac into music, especially indie rock, plays guitar on a high level, has a charismatic voice. When it comes to love, he takes it very seriously and is always honest and faithful towards his partner.

I knew this had to exist somewhere around

...the net. Yep, a Boosh slash site, that was just unevitable.

Contains some nicey graphics, too, like this:


Vince's hats rule. And some bloody pretty icons to use anywhere! Well, these are pretty large, but I will consider using some on last.fm, although I really love the one I've got there now.

Weird pairings indeed

I was wondering what would happen if I stopped writing slash 'bout ubercool indie/classic rockers and took some ordinary ppl who live their everyday lives around me instead. I mean, some of them -well, most of them- are musicians, too, so such a freakish homoerotic story would suit them perfectly, I bet!

Fifth/PrAndy - lol, despite the fact PrAndy is almost a head higher than Fifth, he would surely be uke, or the western way, the submissive one. They are both guitarist, so a picture of the two of them alone in the rehearsal room at our school is pretty adequate.

Mik/Al - well, have to say that Mik is a hard nut to crack when it comes to slash, and not just because he would break my nose if I wrote one single sentence of such a literary jewel. It's generally a drummer/lameguitarist pairing, which, in real life, is always the most passionate and somehow fatal. It would start with both sided abomination, followed by finding out their real selves. Aaaah.

Adam Benda/Kolombo - two schoolmates, both the same age as me, kinda outstanding, have to tell you I like them both although I actually know nothing about Kolombo, really. He looks like a metalist. So he could be a musician, lot of people who look you can exactly say what is their music taste like are! U know all these slash stories beginning with the two being great friends... and one or both of them feeling something stronger .D Oh what a classical cliché would this be.

Firenz/Csabba - oh hell yes, I couldn't let my only bandmates (guitar/bass) out of this. Adam /Firenz/ seduces any male in his reach anyway. And Csabba is sooo lonely and desperate right now. This pairing would solve many many things if it was real .D

Me/that mysterious guy - so what, many people say I am more like a guy in a girl's body. And this one really fits more into a slash story than some general heterosexual fic. He's so girly yet still SO indie! Damn. I know. He's just a little Al.

Cathack/Robin- duh, just ANY pairing made among the guys from Ufajr would please my heart. Just look at the drummer Vláďa and bassist Kony, aaaw. /this means these two are a pianist/guitarist pair/. Cathack pops up at Robin's Dejvice flat and tries to look that his only reason was to discuss some new songs, but because he's such a /his words/ broken man machine, he can't stand the pressure and eventually tells him how long he has been his muse. Robin gives him that shy look and is little bit embarassed, but Cathack always gets what he wants! *devilish laugh* This wouldn't be a PG slash.

God. I am such a freak.

Best slash pairing ever

No other band pairing provided so many photos putting my imagination on fire. It's like totally any pic of Pete and Carl could be illustration to a great slash story. I've started with one today, planning to finish it, although am not really sure if there's a 100% chance of translating it. I hope I'll keep it short enough to make it translatable during only single one night.
It's gonna be a reunion fic, the rating's not final yet, but let's say I want it at least BIT erotic. But there's more romance than sex. As you can see from the picture I've chosen as a illustration.

AAAAWWWWWW